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OK so I finally heard back from the doctor, another on call doc, only this one at least knows some of my history. I have known this doctor for about 20 years. Anyway, the orders I got are...... Total bed rest and nothing to eat except clear liquids to maybe give my colon a chance to heal. Its been 3 days now and I have not noticed a difference. My regular doctor will be back Tuesday and I will test my INR then and call him about this bleeding issue. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!  Dr. Jones did fax my job and told them I am released from work until further notice.........you have got to be kidding me? I called my job and asked them if I would be in jeapordy of losing my job and they told me no way. So at least I feel better about that. Last week Hubby bought me a really nice patio swing for my birthday which was back in March (took me this long to decide what I wanted) so since I have to be on bed rest I made my son set it up in my living room so I could lay on it and watch TV. HeHeHe  LOL Hubby came home and saw that and just shook his head. Hey its still like in the low 30's outside and I wanted to enjoy my patio swing. It folds down into a nice futon and swings so what the heck. Anyway I am currently going absolutly crazy just laying around and not being able to eat while my Hubby and son enjoy Barbaque rib steaks, baked potatos, and fresh sugar snap peas for dinner along with sauteed mushrooms. When I can eat real food again I'm gonna go to red lobster and have lobster or something equally delecious. By the way has anyone else noticed that even with Satelite TV and 400 channels there is nothing on worth watching? OMG I have become obsessed with the remote to see how fast i can flip through the channels.