I hope yall read yesterday's journal entry... If you like a good laugh please do... *Smile*One good laugh begets another... I don't think I'll ever think of cheerios again without thinking of that joke... reminds me of f__ng orange juice... long story short... My husband, Richard's sugar had gone low... he was still conscious... I fixed him some orange juice... He was slumped in a chair at the dining room table... so I put a straw in the orange juice... try to get him to let me slip the straw in between his lips so he can drink the oj... he's combative... finally I am aggravated... threaten to call EMS... he still won't drink the oj... so... I call EMS... in only a few minutes I hear them... We live in a small community... you call the EMS you get the fire truck... the sheriff's office and the ambulance... don't know why.... but that's always been the drill... I think they don't get many calls and its an opportunity to practice for a real emergency... LOL I go outside to wave... let them know its me called... we walk back in... and Richard is drinking the F_____G ORANGE JUICE..... Was my face red... Hell yes it was... was I mad... oh yeah... did I wish I could wring his f_____g neck... you damn right I did... but now time has passed and we don't buy orange juice for this household... we buy... what else... but of course... F______ Orange Juice.... LOL
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Funny funny funny, gave me a well needed laugh. Thanks heaps.
In this house hubby used to drink coca cola when his sugar was low. Said it worked much faster than the OJ. Only trouble was he liked it too much and instead of his sugar being under control it went through the roof. Tried for months to tell him it was the coke but would he listen. Doctor finally told him that if he didn\'t stop drinking it he would go into a coma anyway. He stopped that day and now only has it when sugar is low. Why don\'t men ever listen to their wives LOL.
huge hugs and much love
Roz.
hmmm...I know that my hubby prefers the \"country style\" orange juice, it\'s a little pricier...is F_____ orange juice more or less expensive than your regular orange juice? :)
Hard headed......that\'s all I can say! Most men, if not all men seem to have this already built into their make up!! I am glad that he is alright. I hope you have a great day, and a good week. hugs
Candice
FUNNY AND SOUNDED JUST LIKE MY HUSBAND LOVE JODY