I hope yall don't decide you like me better when I'm depressed....

 

 

 

    He Shaved

 

<><>One more story... years ago my niece Joyce was working for a local car dealership there in Bluefield W Virginia where they lived... Her bosses name was JC... so this guy comes in to see JC... His name was Harry Butts...  This is no lie... Honest to goodness... His folks must have been mad at him... LOL  So... Joyce is having a real hard time keeping a straight face and she calls JC and tells him there is a Mr Harry Butts there to see him... JC tells Joyce he's busy and doesn't have time to joke around... Joyce spins around in her chair where the guy won't see her... She tells JC that she is not kidding and that he has a Mr Harry Butts there to see him... JC still thinks she is kidding so he decides to embarass her  and he gets on the interoffice intercom and tells Joyce that she better quit goofing around that he hasn't got time for it... By now Joyce is nearly choking to death trying to keep from busting out laughing and yet she has to convince JC that he has a Mr Harry Butts there to see him without embarassing the man... so she answers back on the intercom... JC she says in her most formal voice... Mr Harry Butts to see you... and sends the guy on back....  

This was the best of all the family stories... Joyce really could be quite a joker but that time she wasn't joking... I have seen the last name Butts... that's bad enough... but to give your kid a first name of Harry... oh come on.... Girl you should be rolling on the floor pounding it with your fist... My apologies if you or any of your kin folk or friends or somebody you know casually has the last name of Butts... Hey... they should have named him Big....  Tell me you're not cracking up.... Ha Ha Ho Ho....