oh yeah... I've finally lost it.... and I just had to tell you about it.... It all started when I got a message that said if I didn't forward the message... the elastic would break and my britches would fall down around my ankles.... So.... that tickled my funny bone... and I forwarded it... with an explanation... and I wanted to share it with yall... maybe you need a laugh too... Hee Hee I had to forward it... I didn't want my britches to fall down around my ankles... it would shock my neighbors... and they're getting a bit older... might send them into cardiac arrest... someone would call an ambulance... they'd send out the amublance... the fire truck... the chief of the fire department... the sheriff's office... They might have their sirens on... and more of my neighbors would see me with my britches down... and then maybe they'd be shocked... maybe someone would write an article for the newspaper about it... maybe they'd send a news reporter out and I'd be on TV.... oh dear... they might see pubic hairs through the sides of my underwear... I'd get arrested for indecent exposure... My family would be mortified... they'd never be able to show their faces again... because mama showed her ass on TV and it would all be my fault... because I didn't forward this.... so I had to....<> If yall don't laugh I'm gonna cry....
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LOL, Im laughing. I got that one too. My body, 8 months pregnant, naked, would be a bit more scarey than yours!!! I dont even know what my privates look like anymore!!!
Had to laugh! :)
You are totally nuts!! Crackers - wacko - off your rocker - whatever! So pull them britches up and quit scaring the old folks! You have no idea how much I needed just a tiny bit of silliness in my day... :)
YOUR TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!! LMAO THANKS FOR YOUR COMEDY, ALWAYS NICE TO GET A GOOD LAUGH IN!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YA
AWW GIRL I\'M LMAO JUST ONE CHANGE IN THE WHOLE THING PLEASE?? THE REASON I\'M LAUGHING SO HARD IS CAUSE MAMA USED TO CALL THEM \"PUBLIC HAIRS\" ALL THE TIME SHE THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING TO SAY AS THE BOYS WERE GROWIN UP SHE\'D JOKE WITH EM AND SAY \"WHEW IT\'S TIME FOR SOME B.O. JUICE BOY WHEW!\" AND THEN SHE\'D ASK EM \"ARE YA GOIN THROUGH POOBERTY BOY?\" YES POOBERTY! THEN SHE\'D ASK EM \"YOU GOT ANY PUBLIC HAIRS YET?\" THEY\'D BE STANDIN THERE LOOKIN STUMPED THINKING (((WHAT???))). ANYWAY BACK TO WHEN SHE WAS TORE UP ON MEDS WHILE SHE WAS SICK I LIFTED HER TO THE POTTY EVERYTIME WHILE SHE STILL HAD SOME OF HER WITS ABOUT HER SHE SAID MIND YOU SHE\'S TORE UP ON MEDS.. SHE SAID... \"ALRIGHT NOW KIMBERLEY DEE, YOU BETTER HAVE TOLD ALL THEM NOT TO COME IN\" I SAID \"I DID MAMA\" SHE BLURTS OUT IN HALF A PISSY VOICE \" GOOD! BECAUSE I DON\'T WANT TO BE SHOWIN ALL THEM GIRLS MY PUBLIC HAIRS!\" AND ALL MY AUNTS START CRACKIN UP LAUGHIN IN THE THE OTHER ROOM, THEN MAMA GOT INDIGNANT AND SAID, \"ALL RIGHT NOW ALL YOU OLE CACKLIN HENS SHUT THE HELL UP! I CAN\'T PEE WITH YA\'LL CACKLIN IN THERE!!!\"I DIDN\'T LAUGH THEN BECAUSE I WAS SO CONCERNED WITH HER DIGNITY SO IT WASN\'T FUNNY. NOW IT IS THOUGH BECAUSE SHE WAS BEING SO SERIOUS BUT SHE HAD SAID \"PUBLIC HAIRS\" ALL THEM YEARS AND EVEN WHEN SHE WAS BEING SERIOUS SHE STILL SAID IT. SHE WAS SO FUNNY THOUGH WITH HER B.O. JUICE, POOBERTY, AND PUBLIC HAIRS.... AND THAT\'S MY MAMA FOREVER!!!!THANKS FOR THE LAUGH ELISSA AND THE PUBLIC HAIR STORY AND ALL... MY PANTS ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FALL OFF IF YOU SEND IT TO ME, I\'M NOT SAVVY WITH THE FORWARDING SYSTEM YET. AND YOU DID FORGET TIMMY STANDIN IN THE ROAD HOLLARIN \"HOLY SHIT! ELISSA LOST HER JAMMIES!!!!!\" CAN\'T FORGET THAT LITTLE JAMMIE COP OF KATHY\'S IN A LOOSIN YOUR BRITCHES KIND OF STORY.... NOW CAN YOU??????? STILL LMAO *K
LMBO!!! Thanks for the laugh
That\'s funny stuff.
LMAO and bustin\' a gut here...You are a HOOT! Love to see you smile....love you! Kat
ROFL ...glad your laughing...love U
Oh yes... it shall be public hairs exposed... yeah I like that... and Timmy hollerin.... Mama that old lady down the street just lost her jammies... Mama can I take my jammies off too... Ms Lisa\'s got her jammies down around her ankles... it\'d be easier for her to run and stuff if she took em off... she might trip with them around her ankles... Mama would you tell Ms Lisa that so maybe she won\'t fall and break her neck like you\'re always warnin me I\'m about to do....
Hi Elissa, thanks for the laugh my friend. It was hilarious. Big Hugs.
Roz.
Laughing with you!!!! Lots of hugs, jake\'s mom, kathy
Oh My stomach hurts from laughing!!! Hugs, Vera~Erick\'s mom