Have to tell you a funny... my former husband... he's deceased... anyway... he was a sheriff's deputy for 17 years... he got into it about a year after we got together... the first night he came home... I could not resist... he slipped into bed beside me... and I rolled over and went snort... i.e. do a pretty good imitation of a pig's snort... we raised hogs when I was a kid... boy you should have heard the baby pigs holler when we'd grab their hind legs and walk em back to the pen when they managed to get out.... what a work out... surprised I've got arms... thought those darn pigs were gonna yank em right out of my shoulder sockets... LOL
this reminds me of another funny...
So my husband, Woody (I've only had 3... Woody was number 2... since both my husband's have predeceased me... the rest of the male population should thank me for sparing them... ) ok ok... so Woody came home with a boquet of flowers... He could be very sweet like that... I was on the phone with a friend... he comes into the room and says, "well... I had a date... and I bought these for her... but she stood me up... so I brought them to you... hope that's ok... " I said it certainly was... they were beautiful and I thanked him very much... my friend had been listening to the interchange and she laughs and says... "Oh you're so lucky... Woody has such a good sense of humor..." I told her, "I wasn't lucky... Woody was lucky I had such a good sense of humor..." Hey how many women will take a boquet of flowers from a guy who bought them for somebody else... LOL Woody did have a good sense of humor and so did I and we shared many a laugh... He was steadfast and I'm grateful for all the good we had... I promise the good far exceeded the bad... I still miss him and always will.... I don't know how it will be in heaven... but somehow God's gonna have to let me have two husbands... *Smile*
Hugs all and nigb nigh... I always thing of my friend youngmotherbigworld and her baby girl Julilyn when I say that...
this reminds me of another funny...
So my husband, Woody (I've only had 3... Woody was number 2... since both my husband's have predeceased me... the rest of the male population should thank me for sparing them... ) ok ok... so Woody came home with a boquet of flowers... He could be very sweet like that... I was on the phone with a friend... he comes into the room and says, "well... I had a date... and I bought these for her... but she stood me up... so I brought them to you... hope that's ok... " I said it certainly was... they were beautiful and I thanked him very much... my friend had been listening to the interchange and she laughs and says... "Oh you're so lucky... Woody has such a good sense of humor..." I told her, "I wasn't lucky... Woody was lucky I had such a good sense of humor..." Hey how many women will take a boquet of flowers from a guy who bought them for somebody else... LOL Woody did have a good sense of humor and so did I and we shared many a laugh... He was steadfast and I'm grateful for all the good we had... I promise the good far exceeded the bad... I still miss him and always will.... I don't know how it will be in heaven... but somehow God's gonna have to let me have two husbands... *Smile*
Hugs all and nigb nigh... I always thing of my friend youngmotherbigworld and her baby girl Julilyn when I say that...
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Hi Elissa....it\'s good you are having happy thoughts tonight. Dream well my friend. Love Ya. Kathy
hehe yeah i am very greateful for your sense of humor!!! :)
You\'re just going to have a lot of love to share when you get to heaven-you\'ll have to get each of them aside and find out what they\'ve told one another about you!!!! (then you get to straighten them out again)! Loved your memories-they keep us going!
Hello again Elissa. Im happy to read your funny stories. You are a great woman. Your sense of humor reminds me of my own! Y does your post say night night when its wednesday morning? IM CONFUSED! If u havent read my reply to your previous journal, please go read it. I am so happy to have you in my life.
LOL, Elissa, love the humor and the sweet memories...it\'s good to go there when we can. Love ya!
I think there will be some problems LOL!!! Love you lots. Rea mom of Emile
I think there will be some problems LOL!!! Love you lots. Rea mom of Emile