Hmmmmmm I think I'm going to run for President...
Instead of Mr Smith goes to Washington it will be Mrs Smith... welll Richard will be going with me...
Let's see... I need to delegate a lot... Janine will have to do two jobs... Education Head... and I want her writing my speeches
Sybil and KatMac are going to take care fo Health
Kaydeedid... hmmmmm Chief of Staff... or is that my title... Hmmmm I've got a lot to learn
Now Finance... I'll do great yall... Remember I'm the self appointed Queen of Cheap... I can just see the letters... Dear Madame President... Knowing your liking for saving money I have clipped and enclosed coupons from magazines, newspapers etc... i also wanted to mention that if you use powdered milk... its better for you and you could probably get it free from people who get it but don't like it from the commodoties programs...
Foreign policy... well... I have friends in South Africa (Hi Rea... don't you love my tall Lincolnesque type hat) and England... and Australia....
I'm gonna need lots of help yall so please send me any ideas you have for a winning campaign and a successful presidency... Thank You Very Kindly
The Future President of Lala Land... *Smile*
Instead of Mr Smith goes to Washington it will be Mrs Smith... welll Richard will be going with me...
Let's see... I need to delegate a lot... Janine will have to do two jobs... Education Head... and I want her writing my speeches
Sybil and KatMac are going to take care fo Health
Kaydeedid... hmmmmm Chief of Staff... or is that my title... Hmmmm I've got a lot to learn
Now Finance... I'll do great yall... Remember I'm the self appointed Queen of Cheap... I can just see the letters... Dear Madame President... Knowing your liking for saving money I have clipped and enclosed coupons from magazines, newspapers etc... i also wanted to mention that if you use powdered milk... its better for you and you could probably get it free from people who get it but don't like it from the commodoties programs...
Foreign policy... well... I have friends in South Africa (Hi Rea... don't you love my tall Lincolnesque type hat) and England... and Australia....
I'm gonna need lots of help yall so please send me any ideas you have for a winning campaign and a successful presidency... Thank You Very Kindly
The Future President of Lala Land... *Smile*
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That is definately not powdered milk...it is happy dust damnit! As far as foreign policy I must have a lot of friends because my mom used to tell me about the starving kids in Europe and I used to ask her to send them my dinner. (my mom never did cook very well). Now Katie is becoming the Mistriss of Stiff Pants so I guess the staff thing fits right in! and Janine, well, she\'s a little anal right now...she is actually monitoring \"P\"\'s sex life. Now that shows she has a LOT of time on her hands! We did forget our Lisa and she really must do the books....money for everyone....freedom from debt! Oh it does sound like so much fun! Aquarius....Aquarius.... Aquarius....Aquarius.
well I\'ll tell you what if you run for president I\'ll vote for you and good luck
ooooh, I get to help take care of health!! Do I get to show those old filmstrips like back when we were in school...the ones on hygeine and such...can I have a badge?...it would make me look official...does this mean I am in charge of the state hospital?...can I redecorate our rooms there?...I suppose you\'ll be wanting a presidential suite now...something befitting your office and all...so how to win the vote...I plan to vote early and vote often...for you of course!
Elissa,
Boy, you are definitely \"on a roll\" and that\'s a fact!
If you get the presidency, can you make sure the older Americans can get jobs too? I am having trouble competing with the \"youngsters\" and I sound old when I say that. But, it\'s true. I\'m always beat out of a new position by someone younger, and prettier than me. They don\'t have the job experience, but bosses don\'t seem to care about that these days, I feel. So, please put a bill together for the older worker.
Thanks.
Love,
Betty
ahhhhhhhh Betty... that\'s it... you\'ll be in charge of the committee on senior affairs... I was thinking last night... I had forgotten to list so many of my friends and their positions... but truth is... I don\'t know all the positions... so yall I need help already... I can\'t say I haven\'t got a vote... bdsurov said she\'d vote for me... and sybil and I are going to vote under all our different personalities... and and and... I\'m so excited... *Smile* yall just think.... LOL Sybil forget the badges... We\'re gonna have white tails... (long white furry tails attached to our... ) Its ok folks... we\'re not gonna spend a lot of money... kat\'s gonna fix us up...
I\'ve been thinking.... off with their heads... whose heads... oh them darn politicians... we don\'t want any politicians in our cabinets... what the heck are they doing in their any way... looking to steal state secrets... hmph... oh and those executives (the ones up there in Alaska connected to oil interests... ) who just recently pled guilty to paying lobbyists to promote their interests... yall... I think we should pardon them... after all... the only difference in them and a whole passel of other folks is... they got caught... Now yall see why I\'m enjoying this so much... We can make a whole lot of quasi political statements... but keep it light... hell we might as well laugh... Hugs and lots of laughs today. Elissa
Elissa, I will definitely be your ambassador in South Africa as well as the foreign correspondent for your rule. We can create a merged world run by moms. Can you imagine how peaceful this world would be!!! Blessed Be, Rea mom of Emile, Foreign ambassador in dark Africa *smile*
LOL hey! What about ME what do I get to do! lol