Good Morning... Where's everybody at... You need to come see my beautiful red hair... Cara was the only person in the world that would tell me the truth... She'd say, "mama... you look old... come on... we got to do something with that hair..." so today I've got a head of hair that looks like I walked under a barn somebody was painting and they dumped the whole darn can of paint on it... I put it on early though because it tones down to a color I like better within a couple of weeks... so don't call out the fire department yall... I'm not on fire... Cara's smiling...
I'll write more later... going to go read journals and stick my nose into everybody's business... hey please don't take that joke to think I don't want yall sticking your noses into my business... I sure do... you know as I know that the support we give and receive here is a true miracle... I am so grateful for the hands that were reaching out to pat me on the back yesterday... I'm just full of thanks so much its hard to express... Love you all very much. Hugs Elissa

Good... I got back before anyone read my journal... so I can add this letter from a friend and my reply... I hope it makes yall laugh as hard as it did me....

Yep... that worked... and I'm sitting here thinking I'd scream kiss me first kiss me first... LMAO... drats no I didn't damn things still there... right behind me... why did mama always have to be right.... *Smile*

I'm feeling a bit crazy... ok nothing new there... I am thinking about printing this whole thing in my journal... I think I will... whoever is shocked wouldn't like me anyway...

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On 05/18/07, 11:33pm stellar_starz wrote:
or not... hehe just got this in an email...

Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager...

In front of a growing crowd of customers, the manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED
WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!


It might save some time if we copy and print this out and just hand it to the clerk when you go to ask for a refund....

Hmmmm what I didn't tell stellar_starz was that I was dragging her into the fire with me... Hee Hee Stellar... Stellar... I LOVE YOU... Hopefully you've watched A Streetcar Named Desire... otherwise Stellar this was wasted... Of course just let me know and I'll tell you all about it...... *Smile*