Ok... I'm hoping yall don't decide I'm suicidal and need to be carted off to the funny farm... Well... they do have really good a/c at GWS... and... room and board are free... Of course I'll have to establish myself as a dominant personality early on... swat a few thugs/cubs whatever... out of my way... *Smiling*... Anyhoo... the comment about dominant personality reminded me of a story I just had to share... I used to play cards online... and I chatted to people... I got away from that because a lot of bs going on out there.... but anyhoo back then I was a newbie... LOL... so one day... this guy sends me a message... he explains that he's a dominant personality and he's looking for subservient females... HAHAHAHAHA... oh my... I wrote back... told him I wasn't looking for any of that... however if I were he should understand that I was a dominant personality my own self... and if there was going to be any ass whipping I was going to be doing it!!! It breaks my heart to say... he never sent me any more messages.... Whoo Hoo.... ROFL
All these anagrams have me amused... have yall seen the ad about the teen girl and her mother talking about her cell phone bill etc etc etc using all kinds of anagrams.... The younguns today think they invented this... I think not...
Remember SWAK... oh and SNAFU... huh huh... sorry kids... we did it first... well... maybe it was our parents... yeah... I think SNAFU goes back a bit further than me... :(
Well I got on here to share a pet story... so since I've got it all wrote... "borrowed it from a letter I wrote..." going to go ahead and paste it... hope yall will share some funnies back... and hey... anytime you need to... we can talk about anything... Hugs Elissa
I haven't owned a cat in years... although I'm getting one as soon as we get back from vacation... Just decided I had to have a cat... its soothing to hold and pet them... of course one has to hope one gets a cat that will allow that... *Smile* I find cats quite individual... while I haven't had a cat in years we've had cats around... Our neighbor, Brenda, had a cat that decided she liked it so well she'd stay at our house... liked our front porch and I'm not sure if she liked Prince... another cat who hung around... poor baby... he was pretty wild... my husband would put food out for him and talk to him for years before he ever let my husband pet him... and then it was just a couple of quick pats and Prince would move away... He had one eye that had been put out... but he was still a royal cat... so I named him Prince... I called Brenda's cat Mama Cat as she had litters fairly regular... she was a manx... I think that's the word... a bobtail kind of cat and her kittens were wanted... Anyhoo... as I said I called her mama cat... well most of the time.... a lot of times I called her Miss B.... yep... it stood for that... she was so mean... Whenever she felt like throwing her weight around anywhere Prince was... that's where she wanted to lay... so she'd go swat him a time or two and he'd move along... He loved her though and was the proud papa of her children kittys... It was amusing in a way... as her time grew close Brenda would come get her and bring her home... so she'd be gone for about 4 or 5 weeks... and then here she'd come... her kittens trailing behind her before too long... Prince frankly... he should have been renamed Rhett at that point.... ahhhhh the cruelty of males... The kittens were always in new homes by 8 weeks and Miss B or Mama Cat... would resume her residency on our porch... and of course... Prince remained her loyal slave... and she of course... accepted it as her natural due... Cats are really great people... I like dogs too but relate more to cats...
I think I will copy and print this in my journal today... perhaps others will feel inspired to share pet stories... I would enjoy reading them very much...
Hope today is a good one... Hugs Elissa
All these anagrams have me amused... have yall seen the ad about the teen girl and her mother talking about her cell phone bill etc etc etc using all kinds of anagrams.... The younguns today think they invented this... I think not...
Remember SWAK... oh and SNAFU... huh huh... sorry kids... we did it first... well... maybe it was our parents... yeah... I think SNAFU goes back a bit further than me... :(
Well I got on here to share a pet story... so since I've got it all wrote... "borrowed it from a letter I wrote..." going to go ahead and paste it... hope yall will share some funnies back... and hey... anytime you need to... we can talk about anything... Hugs Elissa
I haven't owned a cat in years... although I'm getting one as soon as we get back from vacation... Just decided I had to have a cat... its soothing to hold and pet them... of course one has to hope one gets a cat that will allow that... *Smile* I find cats quite individual... while I haven't had a cat in years we've had cats around... Our neighbor, Brenda, had a cat that decided she liked it so well she'd stay at our house... liked our front porch and I'm not sure if she liked Prince... another cat who hung around... poor baby... he was pretty wild... my husband would put food out for him and talk to him for years before he ever let my husband pet him... and then it was just a couple of quick pats and Prince would move away... He had one eye that had been put out... but he was still a royal cat... so I named him Prince... I called Brenda's cat Mama Cat as she had litters fairly regular... she was a manx... I think that's the word... a bobtail kind of cat and her kittens were wanted... Anyhoo... as I said I called her mama cat... well most of the time.... a lot of times I called her Miss B.... yep... it stood for that... she was so mean... Whenever she felt like throwing her weight around anywhere Prince was... that's where she wanted to lay... so she'd go swat him a time or two and he'd move along... He loved her though and was the proud papa of her children kittys... It was amusing in a way... as her time grew close Brenda would come get her and bring her home... so she'd be gone for about 4 or 5 weeks... and then here she'd come... her kittens trailing behind her before too long... Prince frankly... he should have been renamed Rhett at that point.... ahhhhh the cruelty of males... The kittens were always in new homes by 8 weeks and Miss B or Mama Cat... would resume her residency on our porch... and of course... Prince remained her loyal slave... and she of course... accepted it as her natural due... Cats are really great people... I like dogs too but relate more to cats...
I think I will copy and print this in my journal today... perhaps others will feel inspired to share pet stories... I would enjoy reading them very much...
Hope today is a good one... Hugs Elissa
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hi yeap we had lots of cats thru the years and course always one called moma cat. lol well one day when i was outside talking to a friend moma cat got up on my lay out chair so i picked her up and move her off it didn;t want cat hair on me lol. was gonna lay out later well long story short i was just talking away and all of a sudden she just clawed up my back real fast we were in shock. just stood there looking at her you should have seen the look she gave me lol all proud of herself. (ya next time you will let me lie on it huh ) well we just strated lmao it was so funny the why she expressed herself i was like fine momma cat do what ya want lol. well that just one story my cats gots real bad add. so they boss the dogs around all the time
I have two cats and I tell you they own the house and everything in it. Just move them off a place you want to sit and you get the most vicious looks!! I love cats, they are just so regal looking and proud. Thank you for sharing this. Hope the rest of your day is great!! Blessed Be, Rea mom of Emile
If they are carting you off then I must be on my way as well...actually I live just down the road from the state hospital so it wouldn\'t be far to cart me...they might call me the cat lady for I have 9 of them indoors and about the same out in the barn...just depends on who stops by for supper...and then there are the three dogs. So one of the cats, this beautiful long haired orange male is convinced that he\'s really a dog while the dog he follows around, this shepherd mix is convinced he\'s really a mama cat...species and gender confusion. Then we have sister cats who box like they mean it...makes for great entertainment, a silky smooth mama cat who \"wants to be alone\" and hides out from all the others, a big fat cat who sleeps sitting up facing the wall as if he\'s in a \"time out\"...they really are quite a crew. Love your Miss B and Prince!...and that dominant personality! (((((hugs))))))
LOL that is funny about the anagrams.. so what do those stand for? :P Get a kitty! But remember... cats ALSO have dominate personalities lol
Now Elissa and Syb you know what a vivid imagination I have! I am picturing you two skipping down the lane toward loony ville dressed in Dominatrix outfits (including hats!) with a whole pasel of cat of all sizes and dimensions doing tricks and tumblesauces behihd you sort of a Parade of Catantics. Evil is doing his leap of shadows and \"P\" is soaring overhead dropping virginal eggs. The magic pigeons are bringing up the rear...swooping and swirling and flying upside down looking eyeball to eyeball with the dominant cats. Oh Lord I know you people are trying to confuse me again I just know it!