So I wrote this for a friend here on ds... hope it will cheer him up... then I decided to torture yall too... some of yall have already heard this story... some may be offended... if so... I'm sorry... well not really I'm just me... but its ok... you ride the donkey... me and the mean wittle kid will lead it...

Indeed it does... and sometimes it sucks... bu I'm counting on you... Look how far you've come... see its time for the pep talk... awwwwww to heck with it... let's just relax and have a beer and watch Sam Kennison for awhile... I used to hate him... I'd see bits of it on the TV and I kept saying but what do you see that's so funny... well he's not funny... or rather he wasn't... He died in a plane crash... at least the part of his act where he strode back and forth across the stage screaming obscenities for what seemed like forever... it wasn't funny... but I finally reached a point in my life where I understood it a bit better... I have no idea what was going on in that man's life... Anyway my son made it funny for me... I told him one day that I finally kind of understood Sam Kennison... He said... Oh No! I can see it now... my mom striding back and forth across a stage screaming obscenities... Mom he said... tell the folks there's good news and bad news... the good news... the message is simple... the bad news... you're going to be up there for hours giving them the message... so finally Sam Kennison was funny... I am trying to make you smile... Hugs

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Haha... *smiles*
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You made me laugh! Screaming obscenities for three hours sounds like a good way to relieve some stress!!!!!!!