OMG

Hmm I marked this jounal entry as "funny"........ not too sure about that.It's just that last night something tried to killl me.Seriously I could have woken up dead this morning.Now I'm not one for believing in omnipresent beings and such, but if I was I'd say someone up there doesn't like me, the someone in particular being the god of the cpap machineLet me explain a little for those uninformed, I have to use a cpap machine (pronounced see pap) when I sleep, this machine blows pressurized air at me via a tube and a almost airtight mask that I wear. This arrangement is designed to keep me breathing all night so I can sleep.    Right.Well lastnight I woke in the wee small hours of the morning to find I was being choked.Somehow the six foot long air tube had become some sort of boa constricted and wrapped itself round my neck not once but twice.This got really tight because, whilst still asleep, I must have struggled against it, no supprises there then. My efforts to release myself from its grip then unplugged the damned machine from the outlet in the wall. Result ............ constricted airway and no airflow.This thing is supposed to improve my health and wellness not bump me off in the night damnit.Stupid bloody ccrap erm I mean cpap. No I did mean ccrap.