Well!

What a bloody night!Spent the night at Hotel Hanoi AKA the Sleep Lab, wired up like a fly in spaghetti again.Fiifty nine miliion two hundred and forty eight thousand three hundred and seventy six wires fixed in all sorts of places. Okay it was 28 wires but it felt like more, especially when they are stuck to you with gummy stuff AND extra sticky sticky tape, obviously designed by some masochistic struck off brain surgeon.Anyway they wired me up, plugged me into the machinery, like my first visit, then they added the CPAP machine.Now this is whole new pandora's box. It looks innocent enough but looks are deceidedly deceiveing. What this box does is blow air at you via a tube and mask thingy. The mask is stuck to you face with straps like one of those alien wotsits Sigourney Weaver made a fortune fighting. The blasted thing hisses and farts really loud like Mr Vader himself. THEN ............ now wait for it............they tell you to go to sleep! Well excuse me but sleeping is not that straight forward at the best of times so connected to enough apparatus to bring Frankensteins's Monster to life it is just not going to happen, especially not to order.Well, as you'd expect eventually I did go to sleep, so someone woke me to change a dodgy wire. Off I went again only to be woken to change position. Blood and sand, leave me alone damnit.As a result of my nocturnal exploits it has been suggested that I am equiped with my very own CCRAP machine er I mean CPAP machine.With the bloody pumps, tubes and masks, I will be like some sort of science project everynight.Put me in a jar and feed me worms! Sleep Apnea is not funny, and neither is the solution, well maybe it's a bit funny? PS anyone got any sticky stuff remover?