Hello!! Hows everyone doing? Everyday I`m feeling a little better.Yesterday I got my staples & drain out but the best news is....my cancer was contained!! My dr wants me to see a radiologist just to see if he thinks I need any follow up just to be on the safe side.I have really missed all of you so much!! Big Hugs!!
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"
- Lynda Montgomery
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
And from George Carlin...
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go forever?
If all babies are cute why are there so many ugly people in the world?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?
When Dr. Kevorkian watches ER does he root against the doctors?
Why do they have Braille number pads at drive-through bank machines?
Is it ok to go door-to-door selling "No Soliciting" signs?
If it was a 3 hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why is back pain medication always on the bottom shelf?
If talk is cheap, why is my phone bill so high?
If someone comes up to you and tells you that they're an obsessive compulsive liar, how do you know they're telling the truth?
How can you tell if Don King is having a bad hair day?
Should bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do you know if it's wrong?
Do bleached blondes just pretend to have more fun?
Did the early settlers ever go on camping trips?
Why are the other lines always moving faster-until you get into one of them?
How can a person get a life sentence & be eligible for parole in 15 years?
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God...I could be eating a slow learner!"
- Lynda Montgomery
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
And from George Carlin...
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a no-armed man has a gun, is he armed?
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go forever?
If all babies are cute why are there so many ugly people in the world?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy, would you get a rash of good luck?
Who is more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?
When Dr. Kevorkian watches ER does he root against the doctors?
Why do they have Braille number pads at drive-through bank machines?
Is it ok to go door-to-door selling "No Soliciting" signs?
If it was a 3 hour cruise, why did Mrs. Howell have so many clothes?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Why is back pain medication always on the bottom shelf?
If talk is cheap, why is my phone bill so high?
If someone comes up to you and tells you that they're an obsessive compulsive liar, how do you know they're telling the truth?
How can you tell if Don King is having a bad hair day?
Should bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how do you know if it's wrong?
Do bleached blondes just pretend to have more fun?
Did the early settlers ever go on camping trips?
Why are the other lines always moving faster-until you get into one of them?
How can a person get a life sentence & be eligible for parole in 15 years?
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Glad to hear your doing good!! Welcome back you were missed!
I\'m so glad everything went ok!
So glad you soing well. I see your spirit is unflagging
Yay! You\'re back to journaling. I\'m soooooo happy for you. Love George Carlin too.
xoxoxo, furry
great to hear you are doing well. thanks for shaing the words of wisdom.
I\'am so glad to hear from you and know that you are doing well. Thanks for the great birthday present. I missed you and I\'am really glad your back. Gotta go take Alyssa to the dentist. What a birthday present huh. Love ya Debbi
And your back! Glad to hear from you and that all turned out well. I predict you\'ll be just fine. Love,bren
So glad you are better and hope that everything continues on a healthy and healing course.
great stuff..................
I\'m glad you got the good news. Cancer is such a big word that redefines your life.
Liked the sayings.
Good stuff. You are obviously feeling a little better.
Great to hear your doing so well..I hope you will be able to chat with you soon ..I missed you..lol..
Praise the Lord for the good report!!!! I\'ll pray no more treatment will be necessary!!!! Welcome back girl!!!!!!! HUGS!!!!Teddie
Welcome back. I am so glad that the cancer was contained. You have the best look on life. Hang in there. I love hearing from you.
so happy so \"see\" you back and that the cancer was contained- Hang in there.