here is the other one Cuckoo Clocks     Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.... If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense ofhumor.The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!) The next morni ng my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him"MIDNIGHT".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckooclock." When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, andthen tripped over the coffee table and farted.