I SURVIVED MY "HEART ATTACK" at Christmas.....  Let me explain and I'm sure you will laugh yourself silly!

OK, first, you must know, I was raised that NO MATTER WHAT GIFT YOU GET, you smile, say thank you and be grateful that someone thought of you.  Keep this in mind as it is URGENTLY IMPORTANT TO MY HEART ATTACK!

Hubby's mom & sis came up for dinner and so they wanted us to open their gifts.  No problem.  They opened theirs and liked them.  Hubby's mom fell back in the couch so I know she loved hers.  She was so surprised.  Now our turn.  Hubby opens his.  No problem.  NOW TO ME!  (May God help me as in the past she has bought me a solid black shower curtain that was so dark it blocked out the light in the shower!  Yes, I did to use it till hubby complained.)

ANYWAY ON WITH THE HEART ATTACK story.  So, I open my gift not knowing what to expect, dish towels, possibly, ring holder, sure, but this.......I look into the bag and there is a HUGE HULKING LEATHER BELT THINGY 2" WIDE WITH METAL THINGYS AND UNDERNEATH A GREY LEATHER SUADE "MINI SKIRT"!  I was stunned.  I couldn't move and all I could think was "Dear God, help me.  How can I keep a straight face and pull this out and show it?  What am I going to do with it?"  So, with another deep breath, I pull it out to show for the ooooo's and awwwww's and PRAISE GOD IT WAS A LARGE PURSE!  ROFLOL WHEWWWWW!  Now I fell back and explained my worst fear and everyone got a good laugh.  Hubby of course was disappointed that it WASN'T a mini-skirt.  PA-LEEEEZE!  AT 45?  Is he insane?  Not to mention my short stubby legs?????

See what wild Christmases you miss here?  My life is never dull