MY DEAR DARLING PEEPS!  OK, I will tell you straight up this is tooooooo funny.

First, Dr. put me on PROZAC to offset the side effects of the Strattera.  No, that is NOT the funny part. ROFLOL However, with all my other pills, grab your chips, salsa, and sombreros as I sound like a mariachi band rattling when I walk! LOL

Here's the funnies.  My sis, God love her, bought Joshua this rattley buzzy bouncy thingy when you push its nose.  She sent it home with me and ask me to wrap and deliver it for Christmas.  Sure......no problem.  Nothing I wouldn't do for my baby sis.  Well, was wrapping gifts and came to hers. Now, I used to wrap gifts as part of my job in a dept. store so I know my way around with tape, paper & scissors.  So, I begin by being soooo professional and measuring the paper and taping.  SUDDENLY THE BLASTED THING WENT OFF!  So here I am trying to wrap & tape with this thing jiggling and buzzing and bouncy all across my floor in the bedroom!  I'm chasing the blasted thing all over the bedroom floor on all fours! ROFLOL  So, it stops.  Good, try again.  OOOOOPS!  I hit whatever the button is and here we go again all over the floor!  I'm making a dive for this thing and wouldn't you know THERE IS NO OFF SWITCH!  NONE!  I LOOKED EVERYWHERE!  So, I just had to hog tie and wrestle this thing into submission.  I won......eventually.  I then called my beloved sister and asked her if she knew how much I loved her.  ROFLOL ROFLOL  Told her the story so she could giggle all nite every time she thought of it.

NEXT FUNNY ---- I HATE CATS.  Now before you email me nasty things, understand I have 2 asthmatic kids and I am allergic.  So, getting ready for bed what do I hear?  The most pitiful meowing ever.  I start looking.  Yep, beautiful long haired solid black cat on my porch.  OH JOY!  Hubby sees me jerking at the back door and asks what are you doing?  I said there's a cat out here.  So, I couldn't let it go hungry.  I mean really!  I may hate cats but I am not cruel!  Maybe hate is the wrong word.  ANYWAY, I suppose the solid black cat will hang around and I pray it is a boy but with my luck......

NEXT FUNNY ---- Please give me your input on this one if you have a hubby/man in your life.  Are they all stooooopid or just ask dumb things?  Now don't get me wrong, I adore my husband but I am beginning to wonder about his mental faculties.  I don't need glasses except to read and the eye doctor said I could use the cheapies at the Dollar Store when I don't have my contact (one eye) in.  So, I had on the glasses to read the kid's report card and then just lifted them upon to my head.  Now hubby knows the deal about the glasses and had seen me reading the report card!  Hubby looks at me and says "Why do you have glasses on top of your head? "  I just dead eyed him and said "Because I don't have them on my nose."  ROFLOL ROFLOL  NEXT DUMB QUESTION CAME AT 3 AM this morning....I was getting out of bed and he asks "Where are you going?"  I replied "To the bathroom."  Where the Sam Hill does he think I'm going?  To the blue light special at K-Mart?  ROFLOL ROFLOL  I think I will tell him that the next time he asks as he asks the SAME DUMB QUESTION every day when I get up in the middle of the night.

OK my loves.....must run and get kids off to school.  Hope my wild life brings you some laughter.  Just checking in from the NUT FARM I call my life.  HUGS & PRAYERS.......