OK get ready to roll, laugh and pee your pants.  If you're a Paris Hilton type, go put some on as you will need it.  THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME TODAY! ROFLOL  I feel like crap but this is toooooooo funny and REAL so my insides are still giggling!OK, well, my prior Dr left and had conferred extensively with the Dr to take over but she doesn't even remember talking to my former Dr. so I got (AGAIN) the little PA that I scared the living crap out of a few weeks ago when I went in with a FM FLARE and blabbering about the 2 deaths in 1 week causing the flare.  Well, she is the one who sllllloooooowly backed away from me asking if I would be willing to talk to So-So.  Would it be ok for her to go get her?  Would I mind? ROFLOL ROFLOL  Now this poor soul is assuming that I am going to jump from the ledge of the building and we are on the ground floor! ROFLOL  OH BUT IT DOES SOOOOOO GET BETTER!  I did as asked, and saw So-So the counselor to prove I was NOT suffering anxiety/stress but a true FM flare.Now here's where it gets freaking off the wall hysterical, so grab your popcorn, tissue, and cross your legs!  Today, I can't see the one my prior Dr preferred and requested and probably never will as she is slammed covered.  It's the new PA or nada.  SOOOOOO, I figure, new PA.  I tell this to the receiptionist as we discuss the options at the clinic and the PA WILL NOT SEE ME UNLESS THE DR SHE IS UNDER IS PRESENT!  ROFLOL ROFLOL  BUT IT DON'T END THERE!  ROFLOL ROFLOLI go to the appointment, chuckling figuring that I have scared the living hell literally out of her, that she will meet me with who knows what for protection assuming I am derainged, possessed or whatever.  So-So and I were just chatting killing time waiting on new PA to arrive.  She walks in and says "OH EXCUSE ME! I'LL COME BACK!  I WAS PAGING YOU, DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY PAGE?"  ROFLOL  I lost it and told So-So that I had scared the living hell out of her the last time I was there.  She said "Oh, no, really, I send everyone to So-So."  Uh-huh.....and I'm Elvis!  ROFLOL  The PA asked for counselor So-So to REMAIN IN THE ROOM WHILE I HAD MY APPOINTMENT WITH HER! ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL  I am dying inside and smiling like a lunatic the entire time.  ROFLOLSo-So knows me for like a billion years and knows that when I get wound up I tend to rattle quickly to cover everything and get to the point to get the job done.ANYWAYS, new PA, hopefully, knows that I ain't gonna cut her into pieces or suck her blood or whirl my head around.  She finally did LISTEN TO ME and is going to run extensive testing on me regarding my Thyroid, Cortisol levels, basically putting me thru the mill as my blood pressure is very low for even me (92 over 70) and I am exhausted tired.  Not just the usual tired but the COMA kind of tired.So, she did agree for me to come back to her in 2 wks and we will see if she has the counselor to sit in for protection or if she puts on dry panties and is prepared.  ROFLOL  OK, PEEPS, I could really have tons of fun messing with the chick, but I will be good as she is all that I have as an option.  So I can't afford to have bugs pop out at her or grab her ankles from under the exam table.  ROFLOL  However, if she knew me better....... ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL