YO MY PEEPS!  So how's life a doin' for you all?  Well, I hope.  Now try to follow my hillbilly slang that is used in some of these here hollers....."How youins' doin'?  Me, I'm finer than a frog's hair split 4 ways.  If'n I were any better, I couldn't stand myself.  Well, heck, I feel so good, I could be twins."  ROFLOL ROFLOL ROFLOL  And yes, there are some that still use these lovely terminology.  Like slicker than snot on a door knob.  Sorry but that is just toooooo gross.  GAG!  I prefer slicker than a greased pig.  And yes, there is such a thing and such a contest.  Also, greased flag poles.  Hope that this is educational and entertaining.  Me....I'm doing para-legal research, grant writing, and designing a brochure all simultaneously.  I just finished a license plate (painted) for a dear friend of mine.  Left it at her job so she will have a lovely surprise on her desk Monday AM.   

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send some of that good cheer may way i sure could use it. karen
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Sounds pretty clever to me, although I agree the snot is alittle to graphic for my taste. I love sayings..anything with words.
Nan
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A Newfies friend love to say:
staywhereyouratI\'llcomewhereyourto! And a Jamacan friend, when he\'s really cross will say:
wellthatsahellofabichofabloodydamthing !!I\'ve never had the two of them together, but it has potential, don\'t yathink??
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Carol - Honey, only you would be brave enough to try that. LOL Sounds like it could be matches & gasoline. Or then again....lovely fireworks! LOL