I'm really really really in alot of pain....I think it's back lash due to the following---- OK, daughter ran away Friday nite and finally came home on Saturday at 4 pm. OMGOODNESS! No explaination, she was "no where" doing "nothing". I was thinking every thought you can think....suicide.....ran off got married.....kidnapped....you all can imagine. ANYWAY....she showed up covered in mud, wet muddy shoes and torn clothes. Still don't know what in the world happened but have my theories.Now on the "happy" side, yes, you know me, I'm warped and will always find something to be funny about because it keeps me SANE. When I called 911 to say she'd been found, I asked the cop if I could get an ankle bracelet for home confinement. He laffed and said "no, those are really expensive.....$3000." I told him "That's still cheaper than insanity." Then I asked "So in WV is shot-gun weddings still allowed?" Again, he laffed and said "You don't want to do that." I said "Yes, I do cause somebody's gotta be responsible for this kid." We thought/think she may have taken off with boyfriend but I just don't think so.....That wouldn't explain the torn clothing.....that looked more like from a fight and he ain't like that. He's so mellow he tells her "Chill Cruella" ROFLOL I like him. I told hubby we should sit the boy down and let him know what he was getting into as she has been a handful since age 9 with the law, CPS, etc. He replied..."HELL NO! HE'S ALL WE GOT!" ROFLOL ROFLOL True, he's 21, let him live and learn and besides maybe "love will conquer all"? UH-HUH and the White Hair is still having tea with the Queen of Hearts, Alice.........I am seriously considering buy a bunch of fake bugs to hide in her bed or lay in the floor under her bed and grab her ankles as she goes to bed. Don't you gals think she deserves to have the living HELL scared out of her for a change? ROFLOL And HONEY, I'm a size 8 she is a size 18 she can't reach me under her bed! ROFLOL ROFLOL
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Oh DO I remember those days......IT KILLED ME! Literally!
Did you EVER read the book about my daughter on her site??? Message me if ya need to. I swear......I was READY to be carried off & locked up & throw away the figgin key! Worry?? There has to be another word for that. It\'s to blahzay...(sp?) I mean, I went NUTS worrying. Do ya\'ll ever watch \"Still Standing\"? I wished it was on t.v. when my girls were growing up....I\'d of had AMMO! Only thing I can tell ya...is GET THE KNEEPADS!!!!! All the praying us Mom\'s do/did...I have scars!!! I can PROVE it!!! Hubby & me said we should watched MORE closely WHO they were friends with. I still think it wouldn\'t of mattered..I mean they WENT out and off to school, couldn\'t spy, but I did....follow once and I think it\'s BEST that WHAT you don\'t know, WON\'T HURT you! Egads. \"That\'s NOT my child...NOOOOOOOOT.\" Hmmmm I rrrrrrrreally like the ankle bracelet thingy! Sounds like a good idea. hmmmm...Definately look into that. LOL. It\'s about Peace of mind ya know? WHATEVER IT TAKES! But, taking the car away was good. Gotta give them stuff, so you can take it AWAY!!!!! DEFENSE. Stay on the DEFENSE!
\"Make the paaaaaaainnnnnnn gooooooo awaaaaay\"....Eddie Arnold, before your time! LOL>
Love ya & just sip on a giant margarita...Goes good w/the meds...Ha
Kristi
i\'m pretty sure i told you all my stories about my daughter she started at 13 climbing out the windows and my husband padlocked them shut! thank god we never had a fire. I still fear for her safety everyday and i kicked her out at 18 to learn a lesson she still hasnt figured out because she hangs out with gangbangers! My mother says someday she\'ll grow up but i know that some people don\'t figure it out until they in their 30\'s, so she may be the death of me yet. I don\'t know where she lives she just occassionally emails me. 6 different high schools with that girl and the lying and stealing drove me nuts, its so much more calm around here, i had to throw her out to show my other children that you cannot get away with that kind of behavior and I don\'t want a bunch of gangbangers around my house! Paris hiltons ankle bracelet only cost her 80.00!!! See the rich do get special treatment! How old is she? If she is close to 18 do the countdown with her and tell her if she doesnt want to live there she only has so many more days until she can leave for good! I did the countdown and she didnt believe me but I did it! good luck, adelle
How about a dog shock collar? I think you can get them for under $100?
Just snap it on when she is asleep! Hahahaha! It would make agreat alarm clock!
Nan
Ha, ha, ha........good one keepingon!!! LOL! OMG! I am cracking up....I wished I had of known that one!
I bet she went to get that! LOL. It will be okay...just ignore a lot of the crap she does...saves your energy...
Love ya!
Kristi
DONEITALL -- I thought instead that I would get some ultra cool earrings and an underground fence for like you use for dogs so when she goes past the line it\'d fry here freakin\' ears and/or brains. Plus side....use it for the dogs as well. As for praying, mine is more moaning \"OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD\" Thankfully He understand and the Holy Spirit intercedes.
ADELLE --- You\'re 100% correct. Kids need an example. Personally, I think that is why the 10 commandment says \"Honor father & mother\" because back in the Old Testament days when a child would NOT obey, the parents and village took the disobediant kid to a cliff, threw him/her over and then stoned them to death. NOW THINK ABOUT THIS....the rest of the kids saw this and all a parent would have to do is say, \"You wanna end up like that Johnny kid? Don\'t go gettin\' smart with me.\" ROFLOL
KEEPINGON--- See the part I have figured out that I wrote to DONEITALL. I still think that is the best thought. Or, I could just drive her freakin\' nuts with the scaring by grabbing the ankles, bugs in the bed and if I can find a fake blue preg test, throw that in the trash and scare her more as she is the ONLY GIRL and I am past the point of child bearing......Hmmmmmmm, how much torture constitues \"sin\" versus \"teaching creatively\"? ROFLOL
Yall are making me extremely glad I got my tubes done in my 20s. Otherwise I would be in the state pen for childicide. They dont listen, they break stuff in your house, they know every damn thing, they do stupid crap without even using half of their brain, tsk tsk, TOO glad my yello behind is not a parent. Now dont get me wrong, most kids got more sense than most adults I know, but they got issues. Since they know everything they are usually beyond being taught the right thing.
God help you all lol
FIC - I don\'t even have a child - I have a 22 year old niece and I feel your pain!!! BTW - you talked about frying her brains with the underground doggie thing - I hate to tell you this but between the age of 10-maybe 25 they don\'t really have a brain!!! They get it back when they are ready to recognize reality!! Mine still hasn\'t gotten hers back and she has a child and goes to nursing school. Sorry to tell you it could go on for a while.....latest crisis with her was more than proof of that!!! Good Luck
Beachgirl -- OK, so maybe we should go with the Old Testament treatment? LOL
Necie --- I just love you, girl. Dang....to bad you ain\'t closer. lol
Rollin on the floor again....sides are splitting! Ya\'ll give me the hysterics! OMG can\'t breath here! I think I peed my pants! The PG test is the best yet! You could patten that stuff!
I meant \"patent\" I can\'t even spell I laughed so hard!
I feel ya honey. We are going thru the same thing. Stay strong and don\'t let them see any weakness. And I think beating her is ok too. lol I wish we could lock them in their rooms and not let them out til 18 or so. I say it would save a lot of money in hair color for me lol. Good Luck we all need some!
OK DONEITALL---- I\'ll Fed Ex some Depends as your problem is my fault. Heck, no, I\'m a gonna make the gal pay for them and work the pay off doing house work as it\'s HER FAULT! LOL You got to admit, either I am getting very creative or her teen years have warped my mind to the point of criminally insane. ROFLOL OH GOSH! WHAT IF IT\'S BOTH???? ROFLOL
CHRINICH --- My hair color has changed so many times! Looking for the shade that makes me \"FEEL\" better. ROFLOL Forget gray coverage as my hair is a white as a bottle of white out! ROFLOL