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God, give me strength to keep myself healthy for You as well as for my own blessing and benefit in enjoying the life You gave me. Thank You for giving me wisdom and guidance from the Bible. In Jesus' Name. Amen.
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Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, \"Religion?\"

The man says, \"Methodist.\"

St. Peter looks down his list, and says, \"Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.\"

Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. \"Religion?\"

\"Baptist.\"

\"Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.\"

A third man arrives at the gates. \"Religion?\"

\"Jewish.\"

\"Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8.\"

The man says, \"I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?\"

St. Peter tells him, \"Well the Jehovah\'s Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they\'re the only ones here.
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God bless you, your heart, your spirit and your health. Hang in here bro and keep your faith and hope strong.