Funny stuff from my INBOX:'Sarah' wrote: "So this chick I work with, we'll call her "Single White Female". Everytime someone in our department buys something new or even gets a new haircut, she has to do the same. She has no identity of her own. It is so bad that another chic in the department built a new house and Single White Female had to build one to. Yes, a whole effing house! Single White Female has bill collectors call her at work as it is. She can't afford a new house! She has already filed for consolidation once. The bad thing is, she is such an idiot, that she put the house on land given to her by her parents. So if the house goes, the land does too. Isn't that a nice way to say "I love you Mom." And if that isn't bad enough, Single White Female's house is a small replica to the chick in our department who just built one. I mean, replica, down to the knobs on the cabinets. The chick who has the big house won't even go to Single White Female's house because it's too weird. In the past, if the chick with the big house bought a little black dress, new shoes, or even got her hair dyed; Single White Female had to do the same thing. It's just unreal. Recently though, Single White Female has copied me. I have brown hair that I just cut short. Single White Female dyed her hair brown and cut it short. My husband drives a new Dodge Ram, Single White Female's husband just bought a Dodge Ram. Have you ever heard of such? See why I call her Single White Female?"
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(9 October 2001, Switzerland) An 85-year-old pilot answering an insistent call to urinate, was killed by his own helicopter after he landed on a mountainous clearance near Steckborn. He left the autopilot engaged.
He overrode it manually, and temporarily, before he stepped out, but after twenty seconds, the autopilot took control of the helicopter again. It was not equipped with devices to determine the location of the pilot, and whether the aircraft was, in fact, on the ground. To maintain course and airspeed, it moved the stick to the front and right. As luck would have it, to the front and right was where the ex-pilot choose to do his business.
The passenger managed to call help, and land safely. The pilot died from his injuries about a year later.
Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water.
Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the sea.
Take a look at yourself and you can look at others diff\'rently
By puttin\' your hand in the hand of the man from a Galilee.
Every time I look into the holy book I wanne tremble.
When I read about the part where a carpenter cleared the temple
For the buyers and the sellers where no diff\'rent fellas than what I profess to be.
And it causes me pain to know that I\'m not the gal that I should be.
Mama taught me how to pray before I reached the age of seven.
And when I\'m down on my knees that\'s a when I\'m close to heaven.
Daddy lived his life with two kids and a wife you do what you must do
But he showed me enough of what it takes to get you through.
Put your hand in the hand of the man who stilled the water.
Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the sea.
Take a look at yourself and you can look at others diff\'rently
By puttin\' your hand in the hand of the man from a Galilee.
Put your hand in the hand of the man from a Galilee.
ok, I don\'t get it. not good in the joke deparment and it just goes right over my head. I love that song and I haven\'t heard it for a long long time. At the time I never gave \"put your hand in the hand from the man from galilee\" any thought, it was just a song I like. Now I GET IT! See what I mean?? it only took me how long...?? sasha
No one wants to copy my life, I am not sure its a good thing or not, Obviously it isnt such an exciting life, But I wouldnt wish that on anyone.