A few thoughts for the day...Red meat is not bad for you... Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. When all the rivers and seas are polluted, people will discover you can't eat money. Life is Uncertain... Eat pudding first! If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning! Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a swimming pool. Due to financial problems, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut down until further notice. Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. The trouble with political jokes is - they get elected. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines. GURU: One who knows more jargon than you. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk is a workstation... what more can I say... The more you study. The more you know. The more you know. The more you forget. The more you forget. The less you know. So why study? When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing. Out of my mind. Back in five hours! My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.If only people came with pull-down menus and online help.Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.Spouse, n.: "Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."Enjoy your day!