If your Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in> Cleveland.>> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't> work> there, you live in Cleveland.>> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in> Cleveland.>> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a> wrong number, you live in Cleveland.>> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of  I-80 for the weekend, you> live> in Cleveland.>> If you measure distance in hours, you live Cleveland.>> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,>> you live in Cleveland.>> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard> without flinching, you live in Cleveland.>> If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you>> live in Cleveland.>> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you> live> in Cleveland.>> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and> everybody> is passing you, you live in Cleveland.>> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with> snow, you live in Cleveland.>> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road> construction, you live in Cleveland.>> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in> Cleveland.>> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Cleveland.