My mom got this in her email, and I decided to post it on here.  It's dedicated to all of my female friends on here---   CIA JOB OPENING:The CIA had an opening for an assassin.  After all of the interviews, backround checks, and testing, there were 3 finalists: 2 men, and a woman.For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door, and handed him a gun.  "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.  Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.  Kill her."The man said, "You can't be serious!  I could never kill my wife!"The agent said, "Well, then you are not the right man for this job.  Take your wife and go home."The second man was given the same instructions.  He took the gun and went into the room.  All was quiet for about 5 minutes.  Then the man came out with tears in his eyes.  "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, take your wife and go home."Finally, it was the woman's turn.  She was given the same instructions to kill her husband.  She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another, eight in a row.  Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls.  After a few minutes, all was quiet.  The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman.  She wiped the sweat from her brow."This gun was loaded with blanks," she said.  "I had to beat him to death with the chair."The moral of the story:  NEVER TEST A WOMAN!