Lately I've been thinking about my future, like what kind of person I want to be and who I'd like to marry and all that stuff...
I imagine an early summer wedding, June, outside, with wisteria flowers and vines everywhere out in the woods.  My girlfriend-fiancée would be into geeky renaissance cosplay stuff, and we'd both wear medieval wedding gowns and flowers in our loose hair and swords at our hips (cause why not?).  There would be a handfastening ritual as well as a traditional vow, and just before the "I do's" a group of enemies will show up and demand a fight with the groom, but we ladies would pull out our swords and defend each other's honours cause we're partners for life.  We'd defeat the enemies, say our I do's and have a nice reception somewhere outside, all medieval renaissance like. 
And then we would live happily ever after...
 
And then I realize that I still don't have a girlfriend. :)