Good day today and a few minutes at home before I get the kids for..fish shopping..
This is how it went..kids tell me that dad PROMISED that he was going to get a Guinea Pig..this was a while ago..they keep asking and dad finally tells them that it would not be "fair" to the Guinea Pig since he works so much.
We have a dog that goes with them to dads when they visit..
Anyway..they ask me..can WE get a Guinea Pig?..my answer..NO..a lizard?..NO..a snake?..NO..you get the idea..finally I say that the ONLY other pet that I would consider is a fish.. SO... we are going fish shopping
I'm slipping!!
Funny story...
One of my "colorful" patients today asked me if I knew what "hallway sex" was..I say no..well, this is what it is and I am going to "clean it up" a little
According to her..VERY OLD people stop wanting to have sex so what they do is pat each other on the ass when they pass each other in the hallway and say "SCREW YOU".. thats hallway sex..
We have all been having "hallway sex" with our ex's and stbx's and didn't even know it!!
If you thought that was funny then you have a very sick lady to thank for that laugh. If SHE can maintain a sense of humor..so can I!
Happy Friday!!
This is how it went..kids tell me that dad PROMISED that he was going to get a Guinea Pig..this was a while ago..they keep asking and dad finally tells them that it would not be "fair" to the Guinea Pig since he works so much.
We have a dog that goes with them to dads when they visit..
Anyway..they ask me..can WE get a Guinea Pig?..my answer..NO..a lizard?..NO..a snake?..NO..you get the idea..finally I say that the ONLY other pet that I would consider is a fish.. SO... we are going fish shopping
I'm slipping!!
Funny story...
One of my "colorful" patients today asked me if I knew what "hallway sex" was..I say no..well, this is what it is and I am going to "clean it up" a little
According to her..VERY OLD people stop wanting to have sex so what they do is pat each other on the ass when they pass each other in the hallway and say "SCREW YOU".. thats hallway sex..
We have all been having "hallway sex" with our ex's and stbx's and didn't even know it!!
If you thought that was funny then you have a very sick lady to thank for that laugh. If SHE can maintain a sense of humor..so can I!
Happy Friday!!
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Ahh, Che, roped into the .36 worth of goldfish, $36. worth of goldfish gear trick! Been there. They won\'t die. It\'s been a year. I could send them to you. Then we can both say we tried.
$42 dollars later..lol...my fault..I walked right into it..like I said..I am slipping!!
Thanks for the laugh. Damn, I only get partial hallway sex. I get the screw you part, but the pat on the ass, no.
My stbx bought the kids fish the other day. We have a dog and cat. The dog is getting old and moving slower each day. We were going to get another dog, but until our situation is settled, that will just have to wait. There\'s a positive to our separation, we don\'t need to worry about the pets since we won\'t be spending vacation time together.
Love it! Made me laugh so hard--wonderful. Give that patient a hug next time you see her!
Good one thanks for sharing.
Under one roof, we have 2 dogs, a turtle, 2 parakeets and a fish tank (not sure what type of fish but the goldfish are in there).
I get the younger dog (OCD Scottie), I don\'t want the birds or the fish, but I told my son I\'d take the turtle. I figured it was better than the birds (who I hate). The turtle is cute but when that tank needs cleaning, it *stinks*.