The Divorce Diet....

You can eat whatever you want as long as it will fit around the lump in your throat and the knot in your stomach...

I have lost 26 lbs according to my scale this morning. If Wine did not have calories I think I would be dead!

Well, I wished for excitement and I got it today only not in the form that I was hoping for. Very glad to be home. The kids have left the building thanks to a quick healing ex and I am going to pour a glass of wine, steam some crab legs and document the events of my crazy day at work.

I will be back later to check on my friends. Hope that you all had a happy Friday!!

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deleted_user

What is it about divorce that makes us all loose weight. Hell I\'m back to pre-marriage weight.... and I gave up wine. Duh don\'t know why other than I\'m afraid I\'d become an alcoholic like the rest of my brothers/sisters and it runs in my family -- Have a very good Friday!
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deleted_user

it is the lumps in our throats and the knots in our stomachs!!!
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deleted_user

Wine, crablegs, wine, count me in!! : )