I just woke up from my afternoon nap. Glorious until I tried to get out of bed and discovered someone had stolen my legs while I was asleep. A few stretches and fortunately I'm ok.Anyway, while I was asleep I had this funny dream. (I think because someone posted something about dreams it stayed in my mind). The dream was about feisty. There's probably heaps of people here who dream of her and about her, she's a nice girl - or a 'bonza sheila' as we say here, even if she is a sewer rat...Ok, so my dream opens with feisty writing in her journal. She's been in a plane that has crashed in the mountains (probably the Himalayas because I was reading today that Sr Edmund passed away). The survivors have been on the mountain for 24 days and have survived by eating eachother. However, they don't eat feisty because she has MS.and out of respect for them, feisy doesn't eat anyone and has been surviving by eating snow. (she must have wasted away to a shadow)How I know all this, in my dream, is because I'm reading about it in feisty's journal on DS.This doesn't make any sense - if she can post stuff at DS, how come no one goes and rescues her ? Too busy reading her journal and waiting for the next episode, I guess.Then I woke up, and did remember I wanted to write a joke that feisty could remember the punchline to. (someone really should start a whole topic devoted to this). I did think of this one, it's old, but still makes me laugh. (sorry in advance if it offends anyone) Condy Rice is in a strange town and as is her usual custom , she goes to the receptionist and requests that her bath be filled with milk. He says 'Do you want it pasturised, madam?' to which she replies 'Hell, I'll be happy if it covers my tits.'

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I just happened to read this...I don\'t know what to say. I am honored that you had such sweet dreams, although next time I\'m stuck on a hill with cannibals, send help please.

My friend Angie always thinks of my breasts before dental surgery..it\'s a phenomenon.

Now I must try and memorize that joke...\"I\'m happy if it covers my thighs\"...right? LOL!!
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I hope no one steals my legs when my mom calls in the middle of the night..
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Thanks for making me smile which is about all I can muster today. I still have legs, but someone stole my energy to be sure. Don\'t worry, Feisty, I would never let you waste away on a big hill... xo Cj