My legs are a pain in the arse.Ok, I dont have any pain at all but they are so uncooperative. When I wake up in the night my brain says 'turn over' and my legs say ' whaaa???' I feel as though I am wearing plaster casts on both legs sometimes - with NO funny messages written on them.I dont fall over - but that's only because I am so careful and I've finally got through to my darlin' that he cant leave stuff on the floor for me to negotiate. We live on an acre and its not much of a walk to the front gate but it annoys me no end that getting the mail or putting the bins out is a major expedition.I've been using the disabled parks at the supermarket and it totally shits me when I see cars with no permits using the spaces.However, I'm determined not to let it get me down. It's a minor inconvenience, nothing more.At least I have legs and I can walk. I've been thinking of as any songs as I can which are about feet and walking - like 'Tip Toe through the tulips' and 'These feet were made for walking' and 'Run Run Run away' because even if I can't do it, at least I can sing about it.And, believe it or not, the situation actually has an upside. We've become pretty inventive in bed, short of having ropes and pulleys hanging from the ceiling!