Joke of the Day
A blind guy walks into a barroom and finds a stool at the bar.
"Hey, want to hear a really great blond joke?" He says when the bartender brings him his drink.
The place goes quiet, then the guy sitting on his left leans over and says in a low voice: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate.
The guy sitting on your right is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby player.
The fella to his right is 6'5" and pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.
We're all blonds.
Think about it, Pal. You really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a minute, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Have a joyful day!
Mckenzie One day at the time
A blind guy walks into a barroom and finds a stool at the bar.
"Hey, want to hear a really great blond joke?" He says when the bartender brings him his drink.
The place goes quiet, then the guy sitting on his left leans over and says in a low voice: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate.
The guy sitting on your right is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby player.
The fella to his right is 6'5" and pushing 300 and he's a wrestler.
We're all blonds.
Think about it, Pal. You really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a minute, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Have a joyful day!
Mckenzie One day at the time
Replies
that\'s one smart man. thanks for the laugh!/c
I\'m laughing as I type.
Me too gf, I blonde and little but, I am laughing too. Good one.
Got one for ya. A bee landed on a stalled car and asked the driver what was wrong, and the driver told the bee he was out of gas. Bee said be right back. Came back with a swarm of bees. They went to the gas tank and then told the guy he could drive now. Guy said what did you bees do? They filled his tank with BP. lol
i am blonda and i like it.wheels