Still sober.. yahooooooooo. Not much to write.. Doing well except all this damn snow.. Better then all the huricanes and crappy weather thats going on in other places.. One of our neighbors cows got out last night and four of them came into the back yard. A policeman showed up at the door and I went out with my hands up (J/K). They were not our cows but Al new who they might belong to so he called around and found the owner. I recognized the cop as one who use to come to my house and pepper spray my oldest sons dog. They would come over and pepper spray him in my back yard behind the fence. He is an awesome dog ( an albino boxer ) but he is very territorial.. He barks very loudly and its kind of scarey to the neighbors but he was only out once in awhile as he is an indoor dog.. That cop was an asshole but I didnt tell him. hee hee. Anyways I kept the cows trapped in the back yard as long as I could and then they ran around the other side of the house and out in to the road. I tried to follow with my slippers on through a foot of snow but they were faster then me (go figure) . The neighbors came just in time to rescue them and get them back in there place.. I think I will now become a cow whisperer... This is my story and Im sticking to it.. Y'Vonne