My son

My son has been out of school for only a few days and he's already driving me nuts.  He's nags constantly, won't keep his mouth shut, gets into my stuff, etc.
I like kids but I think I only like them if they're someone else's because those don't live with you.  Mine makes me crazy on a daily basis.  My stress level is terrible.  My son nagged me into taking him to the store so he could use the coin star machine.  While he did that, I went to the blood pressure machine and checked it.  It said I'm at borderline stage 2 hypertension.   I'm so fed up with life I thought, "Oboy!  Maybe I'll be dead soon!  Whoo Hoo!"
If I nagged my mom like my son does me, she would slap me of yell out me to go outside.  Back in those days us kids did as we were told or we got spanked.  Now because of whiney P.O.S. liberals we can't do that anymore.   No wonder this country is going to hell.  This is going to be a looong, stressful summer.