The Resume of Jesus ChristAddress: Ephesians 1:20Phone: Romans 10:13Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord,Savior and JesusHello. My name is Jesus-The Christ. Many callme Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'mseeking the top management position in your heart.Please consider my accomplishments as set forth inmy resume.QualificationsI founded the earth and established the heavens,(See Proverbs 3:19)I formed man from the dust of the ground,(See Genesis 2:7)I breathed into man the breath of life,(See Genesis 2:7)I redeemed man from the curse of the law,(See Galatians 3:13)The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comesupon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14)Occupational BackgroundI've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49).I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful ordisrespectful. My employer has nothing but ravereviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)Skills Work ExperiencesSome of my skills and work experiences include:empowering the poor to be poor no more, healingthe brokenhearted, setting the captives free,healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind andsetting at liberty them that are bruised,(See Luke 4:18).I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6).People who listen to me shall dwell safely andshall not fear evil, (See Proverbs 1:33).Most importantly, I have the authority, abilityand power to cleanse you of your sins,(See I John 1:7-9)Educational BackgroundI encompass the entire breadth and lengthof knowledge, wisdom and understanding,(See Proverbs 2:6).In me are hid all of the treasures of wisdomand knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3).My Word is so powerful; it has been describedas being a lamp unto your feet and a lamp untoyour path, (See Psalms 119:105). I can even tellyou all of the secrets of your heart,(See Psalms 44:21).Major AccomplishmentsI was an active participant in the greatestSummit Meeting of all times, (See Genesis 1:26).I laid down my life so that you may live,(See II Corinthians 5:15).I defeated the archenemy of God and mankindand made a show of them openly,(See Colossians 2:15).I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead! There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. Youcan read them on my website, which islocated at: www dot -- the BIBLE. You don'tneed an Internet connection or computer to access my website.References Believers and followers world wide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration and supernatural guidanceIn SummationNow that you've read my resume, I'm confidentthat I'm the only candidate uniquely qualifiedto fill this vital position in your heart. In summation, I will properly direct your paths,(See Proverbs 3:5-6),and lead you into everlasting life, (See John 6:47).When can I start?Time is of the essence, (See Hebrews 3:15).Send this resume to everyone you know, you neverknow who may have an opening! Thanks for your helpand may God bless you!