HEY  YALL  AM JUST A HANGIN IN HERE, HAD A QUIET N PEACEFUL BIRTHDAY , WATCHED FOOTBALL N RODE MY SNOWMOBILE AS WE HAVE ABOUT 3  FOOT OF SNOW,IS ABOUT 20F OUT RIGHT NOW WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO DR TODAY BUT THE DANG HEATER MOTOR WENT OUT ON MY TRUCK SO CANCALLED, GONNA GO OUT N FIX THAT IN A BIT N RIDE THE SNOWMOBILE,SLEEPING WEIRD HERE , AM A NAPPER FOR LIFE I GUESS LOL , KIDS ARE WELL IN SCHOOL TODAY,AHHH WELL  ENOUGH FOR NOW I LOVE YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHDear Tide: I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach alternative, to my surprise and satisfaction , all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband. What a relief ! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product. Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.   THIS NEXT WAS SENT BY BOOMER  Article in a local newspaper: A mysterious find Only one of it's kind No evidence was left In this crime scene set Just an empty bottle of Tide Used no doubt to hide All the evidence dissapeared Which is really quite weird This case will go unsolved A Hefty decision will be resolved TY BOOMER LOL    How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And Label It 'In.' 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds' 7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.' 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.' 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Have Your colleagues address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!' 17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity....... Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile. Its Called ....... Therapy