THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.  When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.It comes in various sizes: The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician.The implant may or may not be painless.Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary.Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.Please enjoy the security we and the other armed forces provide for you.Best regards, 

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oooo That is a good one!!!
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Oh, My, Gawddddddddddd..... lol
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Good one!!!
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Loved this....Thanks
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so duz that like meen you get shot and get to god quick ??? is that it ??? WELL i am british its your american sence of humour hahaha
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Cute!
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HA!
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ALWAYS MAKING ME SMILE...HAHAHHAH
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lmboooooooooooooo
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Not the type of microchip I first imagined. Should be highly effective however.