HEY YALL SORRY HAVE NOT BEEN ON , JUST BEEN SICK AS HELL BUT ON THE MEND, HOPE YALL ARE ENJOYING THE CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS, KIDS ENJOYED THERE CHRISTMAS HERE N I  WOULD OF ENJOYED MORE IF WAS FEELIN BETTER BUT HEY I AINT TAKIN A DIRT NAP SO GIMME A FEW  MORE DAYS N WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL , LOVE YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH30 harsh things to say to a naked man! 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. 3. Why don't we just cuddle? 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. 5. Make it dance. 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 10. Oh no... a flash headache. 11. (giggle and point) 12. Can I be honest with you? 13. How sweet, you brought incense. 14. This explains your car. 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. 16. Why is God punishing me? 17. At least this won't take long. 18. I never saw one like that before. 19. But it still works, right? 20. It looks so unused. 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? 23. Are you cold? 24. If you get me real drunk first. 25. Is that an optical illusion? 26. What is that? 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. 28. Does it come with an air pump? 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. 30. I guess this makes me the early bird.