HEYY YALL , GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL JUST A HANGIN IN HERE,DID NOT SLEEP WELL  LAST NIGHT SGAIN  DANGIT, YUP YOU GUESSED IT THE MASK WENT IN THE CORNER AGAIN , AHH WELL  COULD BE WORSE HUH, WEATHER HERE IS GORGEOUS TODAY,GARDEN IS GROWIN GOOD N SO ARE THE DING DANG WEEDS LOL,AH WELL  THE MS  IS STABLE FOR TODAY LIL SORE N TIRED BUT GONNA KEEP ON PUSHIN N HEAD TO THE GARDENHOPE TODAY IS AWESOME FOR YA, LOVE YALL, GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA Retired Mind     Ramblings of a Retired Mind I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that every one has clipped onto their belt or purse.I can't afford one.So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.  You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.  I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!  I was thinkin g about old age and decided that old age is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.'  I thought about making a fitness movie, for folks my age, and call it 'Pumping Rust.'  I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your chest is falling into your drawers!There is absolutely NOTHING funny about this condition!  I know, when people see a cat's litter box,they always say, 'Oh, have you got a cat?'Just once I want to say,'No, it's for company!'The above is my personal favorite.  Employment application blanks always ask 'who is to be notified in case of an emergency.'I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor!'  Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?What are we supposed to do... write to these men?Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they deliver the mail?Or better yet, arrest them while they are taking their pictures!  I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older . Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals. As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.