GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN YALL JUST A HANGIN IN HERE,BUSY WEEKEND AHEAD, FAMILY REUION TOMOROW,SO IF YA DUN SEE ME YA KNOW WHY LOL.PICKED BEANS N MATERS LAST NIGHT,GARDEN IS A  GROWIN, OH PEAS TO. A LIL STORY ABOUT ME FOR YALL,IT WAS ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO I WAS BAR-TENDING A WEDDING RECEPTION FOR SOME GOOD FRIENDS OF MINE,WELL ONE OF THE  GUYS THERE HAD TO MUCH  N I CUT HIM OFF WILL CALL HIM SAM SO HE LEAVES OR SO I THOUGHT HE LEFT THE BUILDING N WENT TO PARKING LOT N PICKED A FIGHT,SAM HAD SUCKER PUNCHED A GUY WILL CALL HIM BOB MY  SON BILLY RAN INSIDE N TOLD ME, I WENT OUT N BROKE IT UP   N  SENT SAM PACKING NO PROBLEM  OR SO I THOUGHT, SAM CAME BACK  INSIDE THE BUILDING ABOUT 20 MINS LATER N PROCEEDED TO START PUNCHING ON THIS GUY BOB N HIS GIRLFRIEND .MY DAUGHTER TELLS ME DAD HE'S BACK, I PROCEEDED TO BREAK IT UP AGAIN WELL TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT I HAD SAM ON THE GROUND N  IN A HOLD WHERE HE COULD NOT HURT ME OR HIMSELF. HEL;D HIM THERE TILL POLICE ARRIVED N ARRESTED HIM, MY KIDS WERE  SO AMAZED I  TOOK HIM DOWN LIKE THAT , THEY COULD NOT BELIEVE THERE DAD COULD DO THAT, TOLD THEM YA DO WHAT YA HAVE TO   AHH WELL ENOUGH ON THAT TY ALL FOR BEING HERE I LOVE YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIn 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.On a hike through the bush, he came across a  young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant  seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.He got down on one knee and inspected the  elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The  elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant  trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.Probably wasn't the same elephant.This is for all those people who send those heart-warming stories. 

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YEAH I KNOW I\'M DEMENTED BUT YA STILL LOVE THE OLE GRIZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Yeah, we do! Have a wonderful family reunion!
Love, Peace and Hugs
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You are something else...Loved all the stories...I know where to kick too!!! Love ya
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I should have known... ROTFLMAO!!! xoxoxo Cj

PS: Nice bar fight story...
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see that is why we dont do family functions on either side of the family anymore unless we absoulty have to...grin...to much police involvenment as well....you would think they had been on the guest list all along...rofl...

enjoy your reunion hon...and have a great weekend..smile..

luv
heather
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Amazing how our kids are always surprised at what us parents are capable of doing. They all think we are too old to do anything LOL.. Where you at when I needed you to take care of my ex when he beat me...I love ya hun,,,have a great time with your family.
Love ya....Julie
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lmao on the elephant story. thanks
have a great weekend! dave