JUST A LIL STORY ABOUT ME TO SHARE THIS HAPPENED FOR REALIN JAUARY OF 1985 I BROKE MY JAW,I WAS DRIVING TRACTOR TRAILER PART TIME FOR A COMPANY IN HAMPTON  VA,I HAULED A LOAD OF PIPE TO ASHLAND VA ABOUT  AN HOUR AWAY FROM RICHMOND VA,AS I WAS UNLOADING  THE LOAD SHIFTED  N HIT ME RIGNT IN THE FACE,KNOCKED ME RIGHT OFF THE TRAILER,DID NOT KNOCK ME OUT BUT SURE MADE ME  SEE STARS.........NO NOT HOLLYWOOD STARS LOL,WELL THE COMPANY I WAS AT GAVE ME DIRECTIONS TO THE HOSPITAL NO OFFER OF A RIDE, I LEFT MY LOAD ALL OVER THERE YARD AS I PULLED OUT,I WAS NOT A HAPPY CAMPER,I DROVE THAT TRACTOR TRAILER  TO DOWNTOWN RICHMOND MEMORIAL HOSPITAL, YUP YOU GUESSED IT NO WHERE TO PARK, I PULLED THAT TRUCK RIGHT ON THE FRONT LAWN,THEY COME RUNNING OUT, YOU CANT PARK HERE TOOK ONE LOOK AT ME N TOOK ME RIGHT IN TO ER,BY THEN JAW N FACE WAS SWELLED LOOKED LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL LOL,WELL I WOKE UP 6 HOURS  LATER ALL WIRED SHUT ,MY JAW HAD BROKE IN  3 PLACES, TOOK 4 HOURS OF SURGERY TO REPAIR WITH PINS N WIRES N SCREWS N A PLATE, NOT A FUN ORDEAL TO GO THRU N IS ONE HELL OF A WAY TO GO ON A DIET LOL,I LOST 35 POUNDS IN 3 WEEKS N WENT FROM 240 TO 165 IN THE COURSE OF 18 WEEKS,LIVING ON CHOCLATE MILKSHAKES AND SOUP, ANYWAY IT STILL AMAZES  ME THAT WAS ABLE TO DRIVE  OVER AN HOUR TO THE HOSPITAL WITH OUT WRECKING,AMAZIN WHAT YA CAN DO HUH,I JUST THOUGHT WOULD SHARE THIS ONE WITH YALL, LOVE YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOn the first day, God created the dog and said:'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'So God agreed.On the second day, God created the monkey and said:'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'And God agreed.On the third day, God created the cow and said:'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'And God agreed again.On the fourth day, God created man and said:'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the tenthe dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?''Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.Life has now been explained to you.There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service...