HEY YALL HOPE YALL HAVE A AWESOME WEEKEND,AM HEADED OUT OF TOWN TILL SUNDAY OR MONDAY. AM DOING OK LEGS ARE GIVIN ME FITS BUT THATS NORMAL LOL CUZ I DUNNO HOW TO NOT OVERDO IT LOL,NO WORRIES ,TY ALL FOR BEING HERE I LOVE YALL......GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHA JOKE FOR YALLIn the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah,> who was now living in the United States, and said:> 'Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated,> and I see the end of all flesh before me.> Build another Ark and save two of every living thing along with a  > few good> humans.'>> He gave Noah the blueprints, saying:> 'You have six months to build the Ark> before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.'>>> Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his  > yard -> but no Ark.> 'Noah!' He roared, 'I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?'> 'Forgive me, Lord,' begged Noah, 'but things have changed.>>> I needed a building permit.>>> I've been arguing with the inspector> about the need for a sprinkler system.>>> My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws> by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.> We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.>>> Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted> for the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead  > obstructions,> to clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea.> I told them that the sea would be coming to us,> but they would hear nothing of it.>>> Getting the wood was another problem.> There's a ban on cutting local trees in order to save the spotted owl.> I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed the wood to  > save the> owls -> but no go!>> When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.> They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.> They argued the accommodations were too restrictive,> and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many animals in a confined  > space.>> Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark> until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your  > proposed flood.>> I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights  > Commission> on how many minorities I'm supposed to hire for my building crew.>>> Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green-card status> of most of the people who want to work.> The trade unions say I can't use my sons.> They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building  > experience.>>> To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets,> claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered  > species.>>> So, forgive me, Lord,> but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.'>>> Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,> and a rainbow stretched across the sky.>>> Noah looked up in wonder and asked,> 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'>>> 'No,' said the Lord.> 'The government beat me to it.'