HEY HEY YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGGZZZZZZ,SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL,HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL THE MOTHERS N MOTHERS TO BE,MY MOTHER IS SO KEWL, SHE HAS LUPUS AND HAS CONTINUED TO LEAD A NORMAL LIFE SHE IS 70 YEARS YOUNG.........I LOVE YOU MOM  WELL LET ME SEE WHERE DO I START BREE HAD MORE TESTS FRIDAY N WILL GET EVEN MORE TOMOROW,NEURO ORDERED THEM LAST WEEK,SHE IS GETTING BETTER N BETTER IN TRACK,SHE CONTINUES TO THROW THE SHOT N DISCUS FARTHER N FARTHER AM PROUD OF HER. BILLY IS DOING GOOD NO TURKEY FOR ETHIER OF US,HE IS HELPING ME ROOF THE GARAGE. WE WORKED UP 4 ACRES N 1 BE WILL GARDEN......LOVE MY HOME GROWN VEGGIES,AM FEELING PRETTY GOOD AT THE MOMENT MS IS STILL THERE N REMIONDS ME WHEN I OVERDO IT,STILL THROWIN THE MASK IN THE CORNER EVERY NIGHT.........IT JUST DRIVES ME NUTS LOL,I AINT TAKIN A DIRT NAP N I KNOW IT COULD BE WORSE ,I HOPE N PRAY YOU ARE ALL DOIN  AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE,THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE, GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....................SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL HERES A GOOD ON TY SUEA woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here..' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy: '$ 750' Man: 'Sold.' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy: '$1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.' They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now.'

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Glad you passed this one around!!
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Now that was a good one....Thanks for sharing with us. I hope all the news is Good for Bree, she is doing so well. I am so proud of her too. Keep looking for those Turkeys....Good Luck on the Roof job too. What type of veggies do you plant? They are always the best. Take care and Smile...Hugs. LOL
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Yea for Bree and track...sounds like she is doing great. Oh, you and Billy have your hands full with the roof. Although believe it or not I use to like to lay roofing. That was back in my day..... Glad that you are feeling pretty good and got the garden tilled. I\'m so far behind I feel, but mom says no just hang in there. For us the last frost date is May 15th I think. Oh well do what I can. So stop by and read my journal and you\'ll see why I\'m in and out today. Wish you well my friend. Be careful up on the ole roof!
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Loved it!! That was TOO funny!!!

Hey, I\'m praying for you and Bree. My hubby is planting a veggie garden. I think I\'m going to have to get it started inside first. See, in ND we never know which way the weather is going. So, we get them going and when the winter REALLY leaves, we plant. Although, our pretty flowers are coming up. Well, they know where they are. I wish you all well in the roofing. We just had ours done last year, THANK GOD!!! Take care of yourself, and please take heed of your limitations. You\'re a wonderful guy and I\'d hate to lose a good friend. God bless you. Donna
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Great Journal...... Hope the garden is plentiful, the test come back with good results, and you finally get your turkey!
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Praying for your family!