GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNIN YALL ,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALL,WELL WHO ORDERED THE RAIN IS RAININ LIKE A COW PISSIN ON A FLAT ROCK LOL,GONNA BE A DAMP ONE TODAY JUST DUCKY YA KNOW,BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IS GONNA BE 60 TOMOROW N SUNDAY WITH SUNSHINE YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY,AM HANGIN IN HERE WAS UP N DOWN ALL NIGHT,YEAH THE MASK WENT TO THE CORNER AGAIN LOL,FEEL PRETTY GOOD THIS MORNIN ,BILLYS SIDE IS NO BETTER YET WILL TAKE TIME,BREE IS DOING GOOD SHE PRACTICED TRACK ALL WEEK,SHE'LL BE 16 NEXT WED SO BOUGHT HER UNDER ARMOUR WEAR A SHIRT N PANTS YESTERDAY......100 BUCKS THANK YOU....OUCH , TELL YA THE OLDER THEY GET THE MORE THEY COST YA LOL,AHHH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO SMILES GOTTA LOVE EM,HOPE YALL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND , WILL BE GONE THIS WEEKEND WITH FAMILY,THANKS FOR BEING HERE,THANKS FOR YOUR PRAYERS LOVE N SUPPORT,REMEMBER IT COULD ALLWAYS BE WORSE N YA AINT TAKIN A DIRT NAP SO IS ALL GOOD,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGGGGGGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZZ SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOVE YALLBEST COMEBACK RESPONSE OF THE YEARIf you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility...Q: 'Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?'A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.'Q: 'Officer -- who provided this description? 'A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.'Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?'A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.'Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?'A: 'Yes sir, we do!'Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?'A: 'Yes sir, I do.'Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'A: 'Yes sir.'Q: 'Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?'A: 'You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex,and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.
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