GOOD MORNIN YALL GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGZZ......SQUISHHHH.................LOVE YALL,WELL THE MASK IS IN THE CORNER WHERE I THREW IT AGAIN N IS 3 IN THE MORN N CANT SLEEP, MUST BE ON THE MEND FROM THAT DANG FLU BUG,BREE IS DOING GOOD STILL HAVING THE NUMBNESS N WE GOT MORE TESTS SCHEDULED FOR APRIL,BILLY IS HAVING PAINS OFF N ON IN TUMMY AREA SO GOTTA TAKE HIM TO DR TODAY.........THINK MAYBE APENDIX,AS FOR ME GETTING MY STRENTH BACK,LEGS ARE REALLY ACHEING.........TELLS ME AM ALIVE LOL,AT LEAST I AINT GOT A MIGRANE,AHH WELL ENOUGH RATTLEIN ON AM HANGIN IN , TY ALL FOR BEING HERE ,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGZZZZZZ.....SQUISHHHHHHHH LOVE YALLJack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all He didn't even remember how he got home from the part y. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Jack sits up and sees hisclothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.He takes the aspirins and cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the b athroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'He stumbles to the kitchen and sure en ough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating.Jack asks, 'Son... what happened last night?''Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.'Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'His son replies, 'Oh, THAT. Mom dragged you into the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!!' 'Broken Coffee Table $239.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $.38Saying the right thing, at the r ight time....PRICELESS
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