WELL IT WASNT 4 AM THIS MORN WAS 3:58  GO FIGURE HUH , WIDE AWAKE N COULD NOT FALL BACK ASLEEP , DANG  MASK RIPPED IT OFF AGAIN DUNNO WHEN,AH WELL COULD BE WORSE,THANK YALL FOR BEING HERE , YOU DON'T REALIZE HOW MUCH YOU MEAN TO ME,LOVE HEARING HOW YOU LAUGH AT SILLY OLE ME  N MY JOKES,TODAY IS A BALMY 22F N MORE SNOW OTW TOMOROW N SAT,LET HER COME WILL RIDE MY SNOWMOBILES SOME MORE,FEELIN  OK AT MOMENT,EVERYTHIUNG HURTS SO MUST BE ALIVE HUH,EITHER THAT OR ONE FINE LOOKING GHOST LOL,AH WELL ENOUGH FOR NOW ,JUST A HANGIN IN HERE ,GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGGGZZZZZZZZZZ........  SQUISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........... LOVE YALL  Do not mess with MOM (or DAD) > > My son  came home from school one day, > With a smirk upon his face. > He decided he  was smart enough, > To put me in my place. > > "Guess what I learned in  Civics Two, > that's taught by Mr. Wright? > It's all about the laws  today,> The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'> It > says I need not clean  my room,> Don't have to cut my hair > No one can tell me what to think,  > Or speak, or what to wear. > > I have freedom from religion, > And  regardless what you say, > I don't have to bow my head,> And I sure don't  have to pray. > > I can wear earrings if I want, > And pierce my tongue  & nose. > I can read & watch just what I like, > Get tattoos from  head to toe. > > And if you ever spank me, > I'll charge you with a  crime.> I'll back up all my charges, > With the marks on my behind.  > > Don't you ever touch me, > My body's only for my use,> Not for your  hugs and kisses,> that's just more > child abuse. > > Don't preach about  your Morals, > Like your Mama did to you. > That's nothing more than mind  control,> And it's illegal too! > > Mom, I have these children's  rights,> So you can't influence me, > Or I'll call Children's Services  Division, > Better known as C.S.D." > > M om's Reply and Thoughts  > > Of course my first instinct was > To toss him out the door. > But  the Chance to teach him a lesson > Made me think a little more. > > I  mulled it over carefully, > I couldn't let this go.> A smile crept upon my  face,> he's messing with a > pro. > > Next day I took him shopping  > At the local Goodwill Store.. > I told him, "Pick out all you want,  > there's shirts & pants galore. > > I've called and checked with  C.S.D.> Who said they didn't care > If I bought you K-Mart shoes > Instead  of Nke Airs. > > I've canceled that appointment > To take your driver's  test. > The C.S.D. Is unconcerned > So I'll decide what's best."> > I  said "No time to stop and eat, > Or pick up stuff to munch. > And tomorrow  you can start to learn > To make your own sack lunch. > > Just save the  raging appetite, > And wait till dinner time. > We're having liver and  onions, > A favorite dish of mine."> > He asked "Can I please rent a  movie, > To watch on my VCR?"> "Sorry, but I sold your TV, > For new tires  on my car. > > I also rented out your room, > You'll take the couch  instead. > The C.S.D. Requires > Just a roof over your head. > > Your  clothing won't be trendy now, > I'll choose what we eat. > That allowance  that you used to get, Will buy me something neat. I'm selling off  your jet ski, Dirt-bike & roller blades. Check out the 'Parents Bill  of Rights', It's in effect today! Hey hot shot, are you crying,  Why are you on your knees? Are you asking God to help you out,   Instead of C.S.D..?" Send to all people that have teenagers or have  already raised teenagers, Or have children who will soon be teenagers or  those who will be parents someday  OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH ..I  love this One!!!