It's winter here in MichiganAnd the gentle breezes blow,Seventy miles an hour,At twenty five below.Oh, how I love ole MichiganWhen the snow's up to your butt.You take a breath of winter and your nose freezes shut.Yes, the weather here is wonderfulSo I guess I'll hang around.I could never leave my MichiganCause I'm frozen to the ground!