GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGGZZ........SQUISH.....LOVE YALLSTILL FIGHTING THE COLD BUT AM DOING OK , MS IS IN CHECK,SO NOT COMPLAININ AT ALL BESIDES WHO GONNA LISTEN HUH .WEATHER HERE HAS BEEN COLD N MORE SNOW ON THE WAY,STILL HUNTING HARD FOR A FEW MORE DAYS THEN HAVE A 6 DAY BREAK BE4 MUZZLE LOADER SEAON,STILL AINT GOT MY BUCK , BUT AM CONFIDENT I WILL,AHHH WELL AM HEADED FOR MY MONTHLY STEROID IV THIS MORN THEN OFF TO THE WOODS AFTER,JUST A LITTLE SOMTHING TO SHARE WITH YALL.....GREAT BIG OLE GRIZZLY BEAR HUGGZZZ......SQUISHHHHHHH LOVE YALL.A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know whatthe Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay,"said hisfather. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy..." the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'(this one is my favorite)=======2)There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to herbrother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable inhere?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten Commandments.." answered the lady.========3)"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,"and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it'smorning." ========4)A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because hewas short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 10 times. IfI don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticketI'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."========5)There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to hiscongregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we haveenough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."========6)While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage.The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign... "Energy efficientvehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Do not step in exhaust."======== 7)A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls,what do we know about God?" A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy. "Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked."Youknow - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "======== 8)A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a longholiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many carsahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems asif everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." Theminister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business." ========9)People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center ofattention.========10)Sunday after church, a Mom asked her very young daughter what the lesson wasabout. The daughter answered, "Don't be scared, you'll get your quilt." Needless to say, the Mom was perplexed. Later in the day, the pastor stoppedby for tea and the Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lessonwas about. He said "Be not afraid, thy comforter is coming." ========11)The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask thecongregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regularorganist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.The substitute wanted to know what to play. "Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after Imake the announcement about the finances."During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expectedand we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, pleasestand up." At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!________Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke,To get some humor out of life,And pass it on to other folk
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Thanks... very cute jokes
Hope you get that buck! Like a 10 pointer
These were cute!