OK AM OFF FOR THE WEEKEND , GREAT BIG OLE BEAR HUGGZZZ, LOVE YALLTHE ATHEIST AND THE MARINE>( God this doesn't get any better)>> A United States Marine was attending some college courses between >assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan .>One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist.>>One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the >ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock >me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.">The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went >by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got>down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, >went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the >platform. The professor was out cold.>The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other >students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.>The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine >and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did>you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting>America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say>stupid shit and act like an asshole . So, He sent me.">>THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING

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Isnt that great!!
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right on Marine!!!
Have a great weekend, Rusty
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This is great, Right on, of course from a Marine...Have a Super Weekend.
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your jokes are awesome!!!
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You\'re the best. Be well.
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Oooyah!
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good lord! Yee ha! I hope that God has time to look in on the Aussies while he is there.