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So with this whole "divorce" thing I finally decided to contact a couple of divorce attorney's. Both are telling me that because Colorado is a common law state and they went through the ceremony that their marriage is legal. Which means they do have to "divorce" which means that our marriage was and isn't legal even though our license is on file. Which means that we have to renew our vows and refile our marriage after 90 days. I just want to go find this bitch and slap the crap out of her!!!!!!!!!!! Why do people have to be so frickin stupid?!! I mean come on, if there was a problem then he would have contacted her 2 years ago!!!!! Now she's just causing a bunch of stress and havoc on him, like she's ALWAYS DONE!!!! I'm so pissed right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't even know how to feel right now. I'm pissed, I'm upset, I just have no clue right now.   AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!