Pain Log from hemroid surgery.Day of - slept a lot. only about a 6 on the meter.. still hyped on hospital drugs.First day after surgery - pain went up to an 8. I was miserable. ate 2 pain killers each 4 hours.. didnt seem to help that much. Second day after surgery - still around an 8, pain killers seem to help more today. cant sleep. havent BM'ed yet. drinking more water now. I feel like my butt is stuffed with sanpaper. DONT MOVE!Third day - I still feel like i sat on the wrong end of a belt sander .. (wait whats the right end..). had blastoff last night around 1am with the BM. laxatives finally kicked in.. dont move far from the toiler.. i have never crapped myself before in my life.. that was gross and embarrassing. luckilly no one was around but me. Fourth day - pain much easier down to 4-5.. 1-3 with painkillers.. I still havent sat down yet except for the toilet. I feel like i was raped by a trojan horse covered in sandpaper. Fifth day - Sat on the couch.. Arrest me if you have to i smoked some pot. Pain free and got to sleep for 5+ hours.. finally.. ahhhhh.. but i hate pot so this only happened once. Took painkillers in evening, it was a good night.. no real pain with killers now.. 3-4 without.. 6th day - still only got to sleep 3 hours last night.. uncomfortable 3-4ish pain. trying to stay off painkillers today so i can go back to the bathroom..  More updates as days pass.