This morning there was blood on my sheets.  I raced to the bathroom, ripped off my underwear (and panty liner -- my husband with a smile of great satisfaction always asks me if I've put on my panty liner to guard against progesterone suppository seepage.  He just likes saying "panty").  The whole time I'm thinking, "Implantation bleeding! Implantation bleeding!"  I hurriedly try to count the days in my head since I did the transfer.  I can't do it because my heart is beating too fast.So the panty liner is the most pristine white thing I've ever seen, so I investigate every potential source of blood from my body.  Nothing.  Nothing nothing nothing.I go back to the bed and investigate the brown spot.  Chocolate.I have a feeling it's implantation chocolate.

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Oh, I hope so! I\'m thinking positive baby thoughts for you.
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You freaked me out with that first sentence..... Hmmmm... what was chocolate doing in your bed? Inquiring minds want o know.... Or not!
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You scared me as well..... Nothing wrong with a little dessert before bedtime.... But from here on out let\'s eat at the table..LOL! Glad it wasn\'t a bad scare for you....
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I warned you about that chocolate. Glad to hear it wasn\'t anything to worry about.
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I was freaking out for you at the beginning, now I am laughing!!! You mean the rest of you don\'t have a chocolate bar every night in bed? LOL!!!!
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Nice...was there sex involved? Ha ha ha.
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What? Sex!? We don\'t do THAT any more! That was so \"August.\"
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Haha that was hilarious!! Actually made me laugh out loud!