Finish the sentence: Hi, my name is: JenniferNever in my life have I been: so happy and sad at the same time (both equally!)The one person who can drive me nuts is: my stbx husband!!!!!  High school: I was shy and niave.When I'm nervous: I twirl my hair in my fingers.The last song I listened to was: Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting!!!If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: Jamie-Matron of HonorMy hair is: blondeWhen I was 5: I lived in Germany.Last Christmas: My husband didn't get me anything.I should be: Working right now.When I look down I see: my boobs, they are always in the way!The happiest recent event was: Going out for margaritas with the girlsIf I were a character on “Friends” I'd be: all over Ross!!By this time next year: I will be divorced!!!  :>)My current gripe is: Idiot driversI have a hard time understanding: how people can be such jacka**esThere's this guy/girl I know that: I can't wait to get my hands on! (guy!!)You know I like you when: You'd have to ask my friends, I don't know how to answer that one!If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my daughter KaitlynnTake my advice: Never sit on a public toilet!!! The thing I want to buy: nothing, I have everything I want or need (except a house!)If you visited the place I was born: You would have to have a military pass.I plan to visit: New Hampshire in OctoberIf you spent the night at my house: We would probably stay up all night laughing!!I'd stop my wedding if: I found out the groom cheated on me.The world could do without: mean people.I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: stay married to my husbandMost recent thing I've bought myself: a plane ticket.Most recent thing someone else bought me: I have been told I have a package on the way to me in the mail, haven't seen it yet...I will let you know!!  :>)My favorite blonde is: I have two...my daughters Kaitlynn and HunterMy favorite brunette is: matthew mcconaughey My favorite black hair is: My Aunt DonnaMy middle name is: Sue.In the morning I: hit the snooze about 3 or 4 times.The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: fish.Once, at a bar: Some guy asked me if my feet hurt because I had been running through his mind all night...Last night I was: very upset and confused.There's this guy I know who: makes me laugh!!!If I was an animal I'd be: a laughing hyena (I laugh a lot!!)A better name for me would be: I have been called Mini-Wheat, I am not sure why though.  Tomorrow I am: Having a Memorial Service for my mom who passed away last week.Tonight I am: hopefully going to receive a phone call from a very special friendMy birthday is: April 3rd.